The BBC has this gem today called Bosnia echoes to alarming rhetoric.
They may have disagreed about politics, but the group of 20-something friends who had gathered for an after-work drink were all certain about one thing - they were Serbs.
"My father is a Serb, my grandfather is a Serb, I am a Serb. This is my nationality," said Vladislav.
"If we are looking at a football game," added Bane, "Serbia against somebody else, we are fans of Serbia."
These would not have been particularly notable declarations of identity, save for one crucial fact.
We were speaking in Banja Luka, a city in Bosnia, and all these people were Bosnian citizens.
But that meant little to Ivana, a trainee architect: "Bosnia is an artificial and silly creation, we naturally belong with Serbs," she said.
Well, of course they identify with the Serbs. Culturally, they share the same values and heritage. Also, when your current fellow "citizens" (i.e. the Bosnian Muslims) were murdering you in the 1990s, that tends to not foster any common identity, to say the least.
The Republika Srpska parliament has issued a declaration, insisting that it has the right to make its own rules in certain key areas, like immigration and customs.
That move was vetoed this week by Bosnia's High Representative, the internationally-appointed figure who still has executive authority in the country.
But the resulting row has left many worried about the country's stability.
"The way the Serb politicians speak is getting more and more nationalistic," says Svetlana Cenic, a writer and newspaper columnist.
Ah yes, that infamous Serb nationalism. When Serbs stand up and say they're proud of being who they are, or even just stand up for themselves in general, this is labeled "nationalism" (and it's inherently implied that all nationalism is evil). Furthermore, since Serb nationalism is what was supposed to have sparked the wars in the Balkans in the 1990s (it actually didn't, but facts matter little to seasoned propagandists), this Serb nationalism is dangerous and evil and therefore must be squashed. But when Muslims in the Balkans make statements about implementing Islam into everyone's lives (like Alija Izetbegovic did in his
Islamic Declaration), that isn't condemned at all.
Well, I have a solution for Bosnia: Republika Srpska should secede. Actually, I can't really take credit for that idea because according to the article, the Prime Minister of Republika Srpska Milorad Dodik has hinted at that very idea. I mean, it really is the perfect solution: the Serbs could govern their own country the way they like without having to be ruled by the very people who killed them in the 1990s. And without Republika Srpska, perhaps the unnatural state of Bosnia, which currently is comprised of three groups of people who, to put it mildly, don't get along, would disintegrate and could reform into a new country with more natural borders.